you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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