I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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