thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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