smell my finger.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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