I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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