just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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