This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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