I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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