If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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