Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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