I wish i was in the wii world.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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