my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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