And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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