I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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