We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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