I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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