clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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