She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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