have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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