nut hugger
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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