And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and she was petting her beer can
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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