I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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