You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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