I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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