Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.