Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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