I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The air was thick with penises
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm both gender and math confused
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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