is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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