Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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