Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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