yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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