you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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