after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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