stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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