It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
tell me about the eggs
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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