no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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