Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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