How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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