people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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