I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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