Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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