the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
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next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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