i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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