why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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