put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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