If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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