we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
