Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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