well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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