grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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