This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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