Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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