He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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