Nicole vs. Life
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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